I feel like quoting random favorite quotes from the Yugioh Abridged series:

Yami: Hello, my name is Seto Kaiba, I have a dragon fetish and my voice sounds like Brock from Pokemon. Screw the rules, I'm in loove with Nurse Joy.
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Joey: What are you talkin' about Tea`, there is nothing remotely suspicious about THIS duel.

Yami: Now, tremble in fear as my knight's might lance penetrates your moist cocoon.
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Teacher: Class, today we have a new student, his name is BAKURA and he's from BRITAIN, so you all can make fun of him all you like.

Bakura: 'Ello everyone, it's BLOODY nice to meet you all.

Student 1: Is he a girl?

Student: 2: Go. Back. To Russiaa.

Student 3: I wanna go home....

Bakura: Oh you guys are a bunch of Wankers.
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Yugi: I just have to remember what my Grandpa said about the heart of the cards!

(flashback:

Grandpa: Yugi, playing card games is just like having sex, you ALWAYS do it on a table, and feel deep shame when it's over. Also, the older you get the less fun it is. So remember, ALWAYS wear a condom when playing children's card games. END FLASHBACK)

Yugi: Hmm.. I should probably wash my hands before using these.
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Newcaster on tv: In other plot related series, Seto Kaiba is about to receive an important phone call.

Mokuba: Hey big brother, can I watch spongebob?

Seto: Shut up, Mokuba, I'm too busy flagging Youtube videos to compensate for the fact that I have an extremely small penis.

Mokuba: Oh........... I like Patrick.
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Psychic Egyption Lady: Fine. Have your smelly flashback..... Behold, Pharoah, as I reveal unto you the events of the distant past.

(flashback): Babi Yami: Wah. Wah. Baybee Pharoah waunts milk, Sumbody fetch ME a Nipple.(End flashback)

Psychic: There. Satisfied?

Yami: Mmmm... Naut Reely. I was HOPING to see something a little bit latah in my life.

Psychic: Oh. In THAT case...

(flashback)
Pharoah guard: Pharaoh, the thief king's men are killing everybody in the city! What should we do to stop them.

Adult Yami: Wah. Wah. Baybee Pharaoh waunts milk, Sumbody fetch ME a nipple.(End flashback)

Yami: You're just f******* with me aren't you.

Psychic: Indeed I am.
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Weevil: Heh-heh, hey yugi, heh-hehgimme your cards or somethin' heh-heh heh... heh

Yugi: Well, you're clearly evil, so I see no reason not to trust you. -gives cards-

Weevil: Heh-heh, say g'bye to Exodeaaaaaaa heh-heh-heh-heh -throws cards over ship- heh-heh yeah that wascool heh-heh-heh-heh heheheheh (bevis or butthead voice)

Yugi: HOLY COW! I never even saw that coming!

Joey: I'll save them! -jumps off ship into the water as titanic theme plays with lyrics- must. risk. life. for cards. -swim swim swim gets a card and gets washed over by a wave and is saved by yugi without success of saving cards-

Tristin: Hey! Get a room you two!
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That's all for now, I think I'll post more quotes later.... Point